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Lemon Raspberry Ice Cream Sandwiches (by Annie Eat's)

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Lemon Raspberry Ice Cream Sandwiches (by Annie Eat's)

Think about the first name you were ever called,
and then think how long it took until
you got called a pussy
or a slut,
or a bitch,
or a whore,
all of which are words that fall too close to ‘girl.’

Think about the first time you got called a ‘girl’
and they said it with a sneer.
Like it was a bad thing.

For a boy, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.
For a girl, it is the lowest degradation to get called a girl.

Remember, black widow spiders and female praying mantises eat their partners after intercourse.
Remember, it’s the lionesses who hunt.
They come back with bloody muzzles, dragging bloated carcasses as the alpha lion strides around with his mane puffing out.
Remember, it’s only the female mosquitoes who drink blood.
We’re the ones who do the necessary work, dirty our hands,
fuck or fight or both.
We’re often the smaller sex, which makes us a harder target
as we slink close and sink our teeth in.

Remember: we’re deadly.

You should be proud to be called a girl.

Cite Arrow 'Most Female Killers use Poison,' theappleppielifestyle.  (via scrlett)

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sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

Horse: Oh god man

Granny: Take me now

Lady: I mustn’t look

Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

Mother: Don’t look children

Guy: *ded*

sailoraphrodite:

gluttonyghost:

DO HE GOT THE BOOTY

From the reactions to the people in the background it looks like he has something else.

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Horse: Oh god man

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Granny: Take me now

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Lady: I mustn’t look

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Baby: I want to be like you when I grow up

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Mother: Don’t look children

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Guy: *ded*

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Chalksy racoon rolling around

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Chalksy racoon rolling around

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